If I were in charge...

I have the ability to reach millions with my tiny blog, and I have used it for selfish purposes to date. Food is delicious, music is beautiful, and everyone hates Nickelback (I hope). No one needs me to tell them that. I meant to create so much more with this outlet for creativity. This is my pre- New Years resolution:

I will only use my blog for the good of mankind, not for them to dick off at work.

That said, I believe in the perseverance of mankind and the human spirit. I am a hopeless (almost to a fault) optimist. God gave us everything and the ability to do anything.

Now given that, there are plenty of dumbasses out there. This post is not for you. Go away if you're thinking about litigation in the name of "i dont no all theeze words...unfare!". By away I mean blast yourself into outer space (any rocket scientist will be more than happy to help you achieve this).

If you are still reading this, then you feel me. There are too many idiots out there making the world a more terrible place for people that are offended by sharing a rung on the evolutionary ladder with Jerry Springer. Sorry, that may be a dated reference.... how about ________ Kardashian? Better? Thought so.

This blog is a prologue to other blogs I will write (of course). The reason I wrote this is that I am sick and tired of other people who have no business influencing others' point of view whining about how the world is going down the tubes because of the (insert any ethnicity that any 24 hour news propagandist is scared of here). 

The real truth is that there are very few people in America right now who will atone for their actions. No one in politics wants to admit anything they did after they did it (think healthcare, stimulus, tax cuts, invasion of Iraq, invasion of Afghanistan, etc.). Not many people in the business community either will fess up and hold themselves accountable (think sub-prime morgages, commodity futures, and Enron). 

What about the future of America?

I am here to tell you, my friends, that the world is a beautiful place, despite any sinister blogs you may have been reading lately. The end is not near. Not only have we not reached the beginning of the end, but we have barely scratched the surface of the end of the beginning.

I will begin to show you the way in my next blog, stay tuned!